Here comes trouble...

As with all warlords, Theo is quite willful.  For many weeks he seemed intent on crawling backwards, maintaining that unlike his predecessors, who for the most part walked and crawled forwards, he, as the new model for the 21st century warlord, was meant to locomote backwards.  After much trial and error, however, he changed his mind and deemed that the most efficient way to warlord was in fact to move in a forward direction.  Here you can see how he uses his new technique to capture  his monkey victim.